Lessons Learned

Now that I'm getting back to normal health, I want to share with you everything I learned while being out of commission...

-No matter how happy they seem, the nurse doesn't care your blood pressure is a perfect 120/80.
-Being a kid is awesome, but anyone who says they wish they were young again just didn't do it right the first time.
-If complain enough you'll get your way.
-If you stay up all night, you won't sleep regular for a while.
-A Blackberry doesn't mean you won't still be late all the time.
-There's no such thing as goodbye.
-There's no truth to the saying "you can't go home".
-Puppies are stupid. They look really cute but they are dumb.
-Folding clothes and listening to loud music at store is different then folding clothes and listening to loud music in your closet.
-Playing with people's lives is funny.
-Building credit makes your wallet look bigger.
-Killing credit takes one unpaid ambulance ride.
-Watching an exorcism on TV before bed makes sleeping impossible.
-Taking a bullet in the right arm isn't really that dangerous.
-Spinal surgery hurts.
-Banana flavored anything tastes like summer.
-Pawn shops are scary.
-CVS is more expensive then Walgreens, but it has carpeted floors.
-No matter what story you tell, someone already told it.
-Keeping a secret gets easier everyday.
-Faking a smile gets you really far.
-Pretending to care gets you further.
-Bank of America is rude sometimes.
-Pretending your famous only makes it harder when you wake up in the small town you grew up in.