What the Hell

I just recorded another video post and blogger is not letting me upload. I'm telling you blogger... if you don't fix this I'm youtube status. Legit.

In misplaced modifier news, don't ever say "My Computer is stressing me out because it's freezing."

What's freezing? The temperature outside, the temperature of the computer, or the computer screen? Work on your sentence structure people...

Oh God

Snow storm on the way. Probably no class. Sleep all day in my AE PJ's and pretend the powers out or something.

I just need to state that I really like YouTube a lot. More than I thought I did. So good.

Early

I woke up early to accomplish things, and they took a lot less time than I anticipated. Hmmphhh

3OH!3

So I basically discovered this band on the east coast. Check them out on iTunes. Such a good purchase.

BFFOMETER

Really Real World?

I just watched the new episode online. It was good. Abs was in it for a while. He has a wicked annoying accent. I'm so excited for next week. Who's the mystery caller? So scary for Sarah. Or maybe Sara. Does anyone know if she has an H?

I tried posting a video last night and blogger was not cooperating. So lame.

What I Like About You

That show is amazing. I'm obsessed. What a tween, huh?

I wish they stayed this small...

That puppy is the only good thing about snow.

Not A Bee...

I keep breaking out in hives. So lame. Rock the Zyrtec.

My puppy is getting so big. She just bit me so hardcore and it hurt like a mothaaa...

Anyway, new topic... My sister's Sweet 16, not hosted by MTV, is coming up and she's having this formal event and blahhh at a Golf Club. She's having people donate money to Juvenile Diabetes instead of bringing gifts. JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is an organization my family is close with since my youngest sister has been living with the disease since she was 5 and she's 13 now so that's been hangin' in there for a while. The party is the day before Valentin's Day and if anyone wants to make a donation let me know.

xoxo,
Paris

RIght Now

Is a new beginning. Right now is where the rest of my future starts. I'm grabbing the bull by the horns right now.

I'm better than this.

Over Winter.

Snow's Lame. Ice Sucks.

Late Night

One last home show before I hit the road...

I just left the gym. I hate people who make New Year resolutions to lose weight. Honey, the gym membership you just got is not going to be used the second week into February. Good luck, though.

I just want to say that Wii Fit is the RUDEST video game I have ever seen in my entire life. It like, yells at you. So rude.

House of Blues

Is opening in Boston! So pumped. Can't wait to play there.

I'm prob gonna check out Jesse McCartney at the end of Feb. I'll see you guys there...

2:00

What should I do before 2:00? Do I go to the gym? Do I get an oil change? Do I veg? hmmm...

Wait a sec...

There's a guy on Real World with abs... I don't know his name because he's not even on the effing show. What is he doing in the house?

UPDATE: Abs has a story line in the next episode...

Miss Cleo

I happened to stumble into the doors of a psychic tonight. It was very interesting. I was planning on getting a reading but she scared the hell out of me when she analyzed a moment of my life and I was like... hmm this girl knows exactly what is up. She was way good.

I'm watching the new episode of Real World right now. ♥ the cast. So fun and so caring. They amaze me.

I'm gonna watch the rest of the episode and pass out. Goodnightttt

♥

I totally sweat the new Idol judge, Kara DioGuardi. She's so tough. I'm obsessed.

In other news, I realized at the mall today and from my trip to target the other day (still thinking about you, rude woman), we really talk the way adults make fun of us for talking. I heard people talking and was like derrrr, but then I was like... I say the same thing all the time. We're killing the English language.

In more news, I saw "Yes Man" tonight. It was the lamest thing I have ever seen. Jim Carey, you're like a lot older than your costars. GET A CLUE. He wasn't funny either. One guy in the movie had REALLY good hair, though. It was like, perfect. I was a little bit jealous.

and for you're viewing pleasure...Check It...
It's a buddy of mine. No need to introduce him, he does it in the beginning... It's pretty sweet.

Lauren Who?

Peace out Conrad. Whitney Port has taken over. And she doesn't have a mustache...

Lessons Learned

Now that I'm getting back to normal health, I want to share with you everything I learned while being out of commission...

-No matter how happy they seem, the nurse doesn't care your blood pressure is a perfect 120/80.
-Being a kid is awesome, but anyone who says they wish they were young again just didn't do it right the first time.
-If complain enough you'll get your way.
-If you stay up all night, you won't sleep regular for a while.
-A Blackberry doesn't mean you won't still be late all the time.
-There's no such thing as goodbye.
-There's no truth to the saying "you can't go home".
-Puppies are stupid. They look really cute but they are dumb.
-Folding clothes and listening to loud music at store is different then folding clothes and listening to loud music in your closet.
-Playing with people's lives is funny.
-Building credit makes your wallet look bigger.
-Killing credit takes one unpaid ambulance ride.
-Watching an exorcism on TV before bed makes sleeping impossible.
-Taking a bullet in the right arm isn't really that dangerous.
-Spinal surgery hurts.
-Banana flavored anything tastes like summer.
-Pawn shops are scary.
-CVS is more expensive then Walgreens, but it has carpeted floors.
-No matter what story you tell, someone already told it.
-Keeping a secret gets easier everyday.
-Faking a smile gets you really far.
-Pretending to care gets you further.
-Bank of America is rude sometimes.
-Pretending your famous only makes it harder when you wake up in the small town you grew up in.

"I Want You"

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
"This is Me"

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Rock You"

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"One Night Stand"

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE PURPOSE?
"Breakaway"

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Ladies' Choice"

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"One Short Day"

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Pour Some Sugar on Me"

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Every Minute, Every Hour"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"I Will Follow You Into the Dark"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"You Got It"

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"No One"

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Numba 1"

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Ireland"

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Like This"

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"One Night Only"

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Objection (Tango)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Kiss The Girl"

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Yeah!"

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"O Holy Night"

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"I'm Lookin' for Something"

WHAT DO YOU REGRET?
"As I Am"

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"It's Your Wedding Day"

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Dammit"

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Big Girl Now"

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"When I First Saw You"

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Take a Look Around"

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"God Can Explain"

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"I Want You"


some of them are funny.

do people change?

or do they just grow? can you be a different person?

i just watched an episode of some late night tv garbage with the stupid electric guitar in my hand that is highly less favored than the piano and the moral of the episode was people never change.

i don't think people change, but they grow. i think they find they're full potential eventually. we all mess up. some of us mess up a lot in a short amount of time, giving a stereotype of who we are. i don't believe that we should be so quick to judge. we all are though.

i said early i opened a target credit card, and the lady ringing me out was so rude. i called her some names as soon as i bbm'd some people to tell them i just opened a credit card at friggin target. maybe she wasn't really a rude person though. maybe her kid was sick and she wanted to be with him. maybe i looked like someone who hurt her in the past. maybe today was just not her day to be in the red bullseye t-shirt (which is not for sale.. i asked). next time i go in there, which will be soon to pay off the card that i just maxed out, i hope she's there, and i really hope she's smiling. as much as i hope she will be i know in my head she won't. she's going to still be rude. i'm fully aware i'm judging her and i don't have a problem admitting it. it's bad when you don't know you're doing it.

all relating back, maybe she will change. maybe she'll meet a man or woman that will change her life and she'll be happier than ever. but i bet that rudeness will still be inside her, because i don't think it goes away. we do a good job getting older and knowing how to hide the parts of us we don't want others to acknowledge. i guess if we change, we aren't really who we are anymore. bottom line, stay rude, honey. we need you to make the world spin. you'll grow one day but don't ever change. don't sell yourself short. yell at whoever you want and give a dirty look to everyone you walk by. if you ruin someone's day, think of how my power you have.

on that note, don't let someone ruin you're day... think of how much power you're giving them. we only have 365 of those a year... don't waste one being mad at the lady at target. she just trying to survive on the same round thing as you before the ice melts and kills the polar bears.

SO Funny...

I opened a Target Credit Card. That is all...

Townie

It's almost time to go back on tour. When I'm gone, I always forget that I'm such a small town boy with big dreams and big heart. I'm so grateful for everything, but sometimes I wish things just stayed the way they were years ago. Before this...



When did I become such a tool? Anyway, I'm going to enjoy my last week as a townie. Maybe I'll stop at the country store tomorrow and get a pickle out of the big tub of pickles.

I'm so Mad

I watched The City on MTV. I'm really mad because I really like it. What the hell?? I know its fake, and I know Whitney Port isn't really the prettiest creature to stroll across the screen, but I'm so into it. It even has it's own Justin Bobby! AND he's from AUSTRALIA! So cool.

The theme song is PCD which won me over. I love that girl who pretends that four other girls are singing with her. Can we talk about that for a hot sec...

Why is Nicole the only Pussycat Doll who sings, but when she tries to release solo music she fails. SO weird, right? And why did the girl who won the Pussycat Doll search contest veto her free ride to sit in the back of a mustang on stage with a fake microphone making tons of money? SO bizarre. If you get that chance you take it you stupid chick. I'm so pissed at you. You have no idea.

I'm like... the lead singer of the band, dude

Don't push it.

Anywayyyyy there's an ice storm outside. It's wet. The puppy isn't happy about it.

My new motto is "2009, Bring it!" I don't really know what it's bringing, but Torrence Shipman does...

Chris Crocker

so that Britney guy has a single on iTunes. Download it. It is so good. Legit rocking out to it...

It's called Mind in the Gutter. Check it OUT!

First Post of '09

'09 is good so far. Weee.

Haha I'm in a good mood right now. I'm about to head to bed. The gf was here for few days which was great and my little brother stopped by. It was pretty fly.

I just need to talk about Aaden from Jon and Kate. The kid is adorable and is so bizarre. He should have his own show. TLC hook it up!