The nurse just left. It was a bad visit... Supplies were supposed to come that didn't come so I was taken care of with common household equipment. It was so Puritan.
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Wear Your Ray Bans
The cameras will blind you.
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Being a Rock Star
- Don't give out your cell number. Have people email you.
- Don't pull your family or loved ones in the spotlight. As far as anyone knows, you're an orphan.
- Remember where you came from.
- Start nasty rumors then make people feel bad when they spread them.
- Have a Blackberry
- Pick an opinion and stick with it. Even if someone is making you change your mind, don't let anyone know you changed your mind.
- Don't compromise your well being for attention.
- Take EVERYTHING to the next level.
- Only purchase ripped jeans.
- Don't wear dress shoes. EVER.
- Stay neutral in Celebrity world. Make all your problems internal. You don't want to share a cover with anyone.
- Follow fads but add you're own flair.
- Get enough sleep. It's not the 80's and you don't have groupies. HIV is real.
- Stand next to the ugliest people in group shots. You'll look the best in the picture for sure.
- Expect anything to happen.
- Jump around in your outfit before you go out.
- Don't pass a mirror without a quick one-two.
- If you accidently break something, say you did it on purpose and throw a fit.
- Don't be humble.
- Even if they're talking ish, at least they're talking.
- Smiling reminds everyone their teeth are less white and straight than yours.
- You're a tease, not a whore.
- Being honest is better than letting them wear "that outfit".
- Be jealous of anything you don't have but DO NOT show it.
- Always cause a scene.
- Always look your best. Even if you think your outfit sucks, pretend it's hot. If you can't pretend, throw the clothes away.
- Be unique, but don't be a weirdo.
- Dance on tables.
- Don't wear the sunglasses covering your eyes out doors after 9pm. You won't be able to see.
- Flaunt everything you have.
- Let the Haters hate.
- Stay sober. Alcohol gives them an easy attack.
- Wear sunglasses inside is after 9pm. Prior to 9pm you just look like a stoner.
- Yell at people who think they're better than everyone else.
- Remind everyone you're better than them.
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3 comments:
that sounds like it should be a skit on SNL.
You poor thing. I miss you so much. I can't believe you weren't there for the last two weeks of Breeze's class...... the other half of my mind was missing!! We're supposed to work togetherrr lol
dr. quinn medicine woman?
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