Solid Rock Star Status: Radio

3.25.2009

Okay, so I was talking about drinking Fuze tonight and someone brought up how no flavor is really awesome, but they all taste good enough. So true. This leads me to my next point. Fuze has taken over my life. I drink at least 3 a day and when I'm not drinking them, I'm telling people that they should be. Then I bad mouth the drink and say its not even that good. I like, feel bad now. I'm sorry Fuze but I'm so mad at you and Coca-Cola for inFUZEing my life with you vitamin enhanced 5% juice beverage.

Radio show tomorrow night. Listen in.

And for your viewing pleasure, a picture of my dog, Candy, attacking my camera.

Being a Rock Star

Don't give out your cell number. Have people email you.
Don't pull your family or loved ones in the spotlight. As far as anyone knows, you're an orphan.
Remember where you came from.
Start nasty rumors then make people feel bad when they spread them.
Have a Blackberry
Pick an opinion and stick with it. Even if someone is making you change your mind, don't let anyone know you changed your mind.
Don't compromise your well being for attention.
Take EVERYTHING to the next level.
Only purchase ripped jeans.
Don't wear dress shoes. EVER.
Stay neutral in Celebrity world. Make all your problems internal. You don't want to share a cover with anyone.
Follow fads but add you're own flair.
Get enough sleep. It's not the 80's and you don't have groupies. HIV is real.
Stand next to the ugliest people in group shots. You'll look the best in the picture for sure.
Expect anything to happen.
Jump around in your outfit before you go out.
Don't pass a mirror without a quick one-two.
If you accidently break something, say you did it on purpose and throw a fit.
Don't be humble.
Even if they're talking ish, at least they're talking.
Smiling reminds everyone their teeth are less white and straight than yours.
You're a tease, not a whore.
Being honest is better than letting them wear "that outfit".
Be jealous of anything you don't have but DO NOT show it.
Always cause a scene.
Always look your best. Even if you think your outfit sucks, pretend it's hot. If you can't pretend, throw the clothes away.
Be unique, but don't be a weirdo.
Dance on tables.
Don't wear the sunglasses covering your eyes out doors after 9pm. You won't be able to see.
Flaunt everything you have.
Let the Haters hate.
Stay sober. Alcohol gives them an easy attack.
Wear sunglasses inside is after 9pm. Prior to 9pm you just look like a stoner.
Yell at people who think they're better than everyone else.
Remind everyone you're better than them.

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